sunchild75
Dillseed
Don't try to fix me....I'm not broken.
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Post by sunchild75 on Jun 6, 2004 20:58:08 GMT -5
One night, a wife cooks up some deer steaks and serves them to her husband and two children. As they're enjoying dinner, the husband thinks it'll be fun to have the children guess what type of meat they're eating. "Is it beef?" little Katie asks. "Nope." "Is it pork?" little Willie asks. "Nope" "Heck, we don't know what it is, Dad!" Willie exclaims. "I'll give you a clue," the dad says, as he smiles lovingly at his wife. "It's what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out , Willie!" Katie shouts. "We're eating asshole!"
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Post by Jokey on Jun 6, 2004 21:23:36 GMT -5
A man wakes up and kisses his wife on the cheek says to her " I'm going fishing". The woman says " again? This is the 8th day in a row on our 2 week vacation." The man gives his apologies and leaves for the lake. Once he gets there a local friend who lives on the lakeside notices his friend and decides to speak with him. The friend states to the fisherman "How come you are here fishing instead of at home having sex with that great looking wife of yours?" The fishing man replies "I can't do that, she has gonorrhea..." The Friend says " Thats ok just flip her over and do her from behind." Fisherman: "Can't do that, she has diarrhea..." Friend: "ok, what about the oral?" Fisherman: "I wish.. we can't do that either, she has pyorrhea" Friend: "Wow, buddy, you must really love her, how can you stay with a woman like that?!" Fisherman: Well, she also has worms, and you know how much I like to fish!"
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Post by Dan on May 31, 2005 12:53:00 GMT -5
A dog walks into a bar and takes a seat at the barstool. The bartender is a bit taken back by this and is about to yell at the dog to leave his establishment when to his shock the dog speaks! "Excuse me sir but can I smell your balls?" Says the dog. The bartender is shocked and says "No!" Quite sternly "Well then can I smell your ass?" replies the dog. the bartender is quite irritated by this and replies "hell no!" The dog gives him a look of disgust and then says "Well then I guess it must be your feet!"
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